The Serpent's Shadow

"Noble," I agreed. "That's the first word that comes to mind when I think of pigeons."

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WE CRASH AND BURN A PARTY

I HAVE A WORD WITH CHAOS

WE WIN A BOX FULL OF NOTHING

I CONSULT THE PIGEON OF WAR

A DANCE WITH DEATH

AMOS PLAYS WITH ACTION FIGURES

I GET STRANGLED BY AN OLD FRIEND

MY SISTER ,THE FLOWERPOT

ZIA BREAKS UP A LAVA FIGHT

"TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY" GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

DON'T WORRY BE HAPI

BULLS WITH FREAKING LASER BEAMS

A FRIENDLY GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK (WITH BONUS POINTS FOR PAINFUL DEATH!)

FUN WITH SPLIT PERSONALITIES

I BECOME A PURPLE CHIMPANZEE

SADIE RIDES SHOTGUN (WORST. IDEA. EVER.)

BROOKLYN HOUSE GOES TO WAR

DEATH BOY TO THE RESCUE

WELCOME TO THE FUN HOUSE OF EVIL

I TAKE A CHAIR

THE GODS ARE SORTED; MY FEELINGS ARE NOT

THE LAST WALTZ (FOR NOW)

" Sadie Kane here.
If you're listening to this congratulations! You survived Doomsday.
I'd like to apologize straight away for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you."

this is still really good

"awesome"

LOVE the chapter titles! "Don't worry, Be Hapi" and "I Become a Purple Chimpanzee" "Sadie Rides Shotgun (Worst. Idea. Ever.)"

Weasel cookie

He gave us a toothless grin and hobbled around the roof, muttering, "Weasel,weasel,weasel.Cookies,cookie,cookie,cookie!" he reached into the fold of his loincloth and tossed cookie crumbs in the air like confetti- And yes it's disgusting as it sounds

"Last week she’d [Sadie] created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, 'Exterminate! Exterminate!' until it smacked me in the head." - Carter Kane

"'Noble.' I agreed. 'That's the first word that comes to mind when I think of pigeons.'"

They should call it The Kane Trilogy than Kane Chronicles

its the final chapter to Kane Chronicles

“A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon.
I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather.
“Really?” I yelled.
Horus didn’t answer”

“I lifted my wand, hoping she would see this as a dramatic move, not a threat. “Why once, in my bunker at Charing Cross Station, I stalked the
deadly prey known as Jelly Babies.”
Neith’s eyes widened. “They are dangerous?”
“Horrible,” I agreed. “Oh, they seem small alone, but they always appear in great numbers. Sticky, fattening—quite deadly. There I was, alone
with only two quid and a Tube pass, beset by Jelly Babies, when…Ah, but never mind. When the Jelly Babies come for you…you will find out on
your own.”
She lowered her bow. “Tell me. I must know how to hunt Jelly Babies.”
I looked at Walt gravely. “How many months have I trained you, Walt?”
“Seven,” he said. “Almost eight.”
“And have I ever deemed you worthy of hunting Jelly Babies with me?”
“Uh…no.”

“There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!”
Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout.
“My lord Osiris!” Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. “This is an outrage!”
“Sadie,” Dad said firmly, “please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins.”

""How do I defeat Apophis?”
“I’m so glad you asked!” Thoth beamed at me with his multicolored eyes. “Unfortunately, I can’t tell you.”
I glanced at Walt. “Do you want to kill him, or should I?”"

"That’s right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates aren’t weird?" Carter

""I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug."
Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!"
"It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!"" Sadie

"You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming “Hippo!” doesn’t have the same impact as screaming “Shark!”" Carter

"A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon.
I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather.
“Really?” I yelled.
Horus didn’t answer" Carter

"Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt." Sadie

"Sadie, please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins"
Osiris