Quotations (18)

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Zoo Wee Mama = The Best Quote Ever!
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zoo wee mama!
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“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.”
DesireeOnDeck
look all the bookies Jeff Kinney and the series of diary of a wimpy kid
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Rowley Jefferson: My mom said to just be myself, and everyone would like me. Greg Heffley: That would be good advice if you were somebody else
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Greg Heffley: Stop. You look like one of the seven dwarves. Always wear one strap. One strap is cool. Rowley Jefferson: Then why do they put two straps instead of one? Greg Heffley: [walking] Because the people who make backpacks aren't…
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Angie Steadman: This place is an intellectual wasteland.
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Patty Ferrell: This has got to be the worst fight ever!
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Rowley Jefferson: [last lines] Zoo-Wee-Mama!
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Greg Heffley: [looking at class favorites] The class favorites. [opening the section] Greg Heffley: They're the best in their class. These people aren't nobodies. They're famous. They don't have to worry about getting a seat in the…
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Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!
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Rodrick Heffley: Get off, Baby Hippo!
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Rodrick Heffley: No time-out. Only *death*.
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Frank Heffley: I think Dorothy deserved it.
awesome
When you're used to having electricity and all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically no farther than one step away from being a wild animal.