0 messages from the library
  • General Recommendations
  • Staff-Created List

Roses Are Read (Book Title Poetry)

Roses are red / By the babbling brooks / Here's some bad poetry / Based on the titles of books (Insert the title of the book as the last word or phrase of the poem.)

User from The Kansas City Public Library

25 items

  • Roses are red / Some Hondas are Acura / Cover your neck / When you’re around
    Book, 2001New York : Modern Library, [2001] — KGRR 823.8 STOKER
  • Roses are red / Chimneys are fiery / Mark Darcy finds love / In
    eBook, 1998New York : Viking, 1998. — E-BOOK (OVERDRIVE)
  • Roses are red / A saint is no sinner / No boys allowed / At the freakin’
    Book, 2025New York : Tor Publishing Group, 2025. — SF/FNTSY BLAKE OLIVIE
  • Roses are red / I’m allergic to dairy / Life sure is hard / When you’re out on
    Book, 1987New York, N.Y., U.S.A. : Penguin, 1987. — FICTION COOPER
  • Roses are red / Mercury never freezes / I love pizza so much
    Book, 2019Lincoln : University of Nebraska Press, [2019] — 818.608 M62B
  • Roses are red / Some orchids are rare / JUST STAY OUT OF THE ATTIC / If your name is
    Book, 2009New York : Penguin Books, 2009. — FICTION BRONTE CHARLOTTE
  • Roses are red / And so is wine / No one loves corpses / Like Victor
    Book, 2020[Barcelona] : Alma, [2020] — CORE SPANISH FICTION SHELLEY MARY
  • Roses are red / And that’s such a bummer / I ate too much tortellini / That
    Book, 2022New York : Atria Books, 2022. — FICTION SERLE
  • Roses are red / The French love baguettes / Make a bad decision / And live with
    Book, 2020New York : Little, Brown and Company, [2020] — FICTION BONNAFFON
  • Roses are red / Seth Rogen makes pottery / You don’t want to be picked / For this messed up
    Book, 2005New York : Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2005. — 813.54 J14L 2005
  • Roses are red / Let’s be pragmatic / It’s kind of a problem / When you have
    Book, 2022New York : New Directions Publishing Corporation, 2022. — FICTION OYAMADA HIROKO
  • Roses are red / Violets are blue / The kids are messed up / In
    Book, 2011London ; New York : Penguin Books, 2011. — FICTION JAMES HENRY
  • Roses are red / Friday’s a fun day / What happened this weekend’s
    Book, 2024New York, NY : Europa Editions, 2024. — FICTION PERRIN VALERIE
  • Roses are red / From the flower department / Let’s eat croissants / In
    Book, 2022New York, NY : William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers, [2022] — FICTION FOLEY LUCY
  • The Bedwetter

    Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

    Silverman, Sarah
    Roses are red / But violets are better / Please don’t tell mom / That I’m
    Book, 2010New York : Harper, c2010 — 792.7 S587Z
  • Roses are red / In the winter they freeze / Take Amy’s advice / And just say
    Book, 2014New York : Dey St., an imprint of William Morrow Publishers, [2014] — BIO POEHLER A
  • Doppelganger

    a Trip Into the Mirror World

    Klein, Naomi, 1970-
    Roses are red / Like a Prayer is a banger / I didn’t steal your car / That was my
    Book, 2023New York, N.Y. : Farrar, Straus and Giroux ; 2023. — 126 KLEIN
  • Roses are red / Lawn gnomes are kitsch / I’m fine during the day / After dusk I’m
    Book, 2021New York : Doubleday, [2021] — FICTION YODER RACHEL
  • Wild for Austen

    a Rebellious, Subversive, and Untamed Jane

    Looser, Devoney, 1967-
    Roses are red / Like the Sox from Boston / I’m bonkers for Bronte / And
    Book, 2025New York, NY : St. Martin's Press, an imprint of St. Martin's Publishing Group, 2025. — 823.7 LOOSER